"Well, go on. Ask'em."
"I dunno know about this. What if ..."
"What if what?"
"What if they laugh at me?"
"Who's gonna laugh at you? Braids? Hydra? TJ? Pellegri? They's me friends - they ain't gonna laugh at you."
"I don't think you really understand warlocks, Ratshag. We're evil people. We enjoy making other people miserable."
"But you don't."
"That's just because I'm a nerd. If I were a hardcore warlock I'd take just as much pleasure in other peoples' misery."
"Argh. Look, Gogmoth, you wanna know the answer or not?"
"Well, I do, but ... no, nevermind. It's a stupid question."
"There ain't no stupid questions - just inquisitivating pain-in-the-arse idiot brothers."
"So? You gonna ask already?"
"... maybe ... i don't know ... you could for me ..."
Great googly moogly. Fine. I'll ask. Who ever heard of a shy orc? Sheesh.
Gogmoth Wants To Know what's the best minion to use in Altarec Valley, and do ya use it best? Ya see, he's been wearing the same amulet what Sally Whitemane gave him fer twenty seasons now, and he's looking fer something a little less tarnished. Like this one here. Now Gog's a monster at soloing mobs - I's seen him take down elites two seasons higher than him. But in the head-to-head clashes ya get there, where once yer targeted by ten or so of the other side yer arse goes down fast, it be hard to tell what's working. So. Should he be using the felpuppy, what be highly rated fer PvP, or bring in the felguard with the goofy name since he went to the trouble of speccing fer it? And should he leave it on defense to protect his clothie arse, or send it after particular targets, or just tell it to be aggresive and find it's own targets? And if you 'locks out there is truly evil, you'll tell him ta put it inta baby seal mode. Heh.
Anywho, he's a pathetic shy little orc of a warlock, but I does love the bugger, so if any you 'locks out there got some answers fer him I'd sure appreciatificate. Thankee.