Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Galertruby on "Why I like being a priest"

Garhhl. Gahhl galha Garrrahhalagh.

Glahllahl allgh aghallalagl gha. Laglh ghallha agahah ghlha gahahllalagl, laghagl gha glhahal. Glahg glahhgl gallha glhha:

Ghalla: Allahg agh glahha gaghl. Laghl agha glahhalhagha gllah agghagh gahl.

Gahll: Glahgha aghal gha. Glahlha lagghla allagh gahhgl, aghl agghalagh ghag laglhahg. Ghaha aghl!

Laghl: Allagha gha glahhal lahlga lahagha. Aglhaha allha gahlhaga, ghallha glah gahlallah, ghala allgaha laglhahl. Laggaha glha aghal glaghl.

Lahg: Ghalagl ahgahalg.

Glallh. Aghla gallagh lalgall ghahalla. Lghalahl gah gahghla agglha. Gahall glahl aggha laghl, glah agh gahlaghahall glagghah aghagl.

Alhhagh gha,
Garrrahhalagh

14 comments:

Sonvar said...

I got two words for ya Galertruby and then some more afterwards.

You're squishy

When my pet goes big and red there will no mind controlling me.

Leveling tailoring and engineering for those items will be expensive

Be prepared to run through the sections of Tempest Keep a lot if you want that Gavel.

Lastly, if you want the Chapeau just don't stand too close to Ratshag if he helps ya http://needmorerage.blogspot.com/2007/12/priceless.html

priestlyendeavors said...

'sok, Galertruby. Nobody who isn't a priest understands why we like being a priest. Doesn't matter WHAT words you use, they just don't get it.

Grommic said...

Hi Galertruby,
I see why Ratshag (rightly) refers to you as Galertruby the Profound. You make a good point I hadn't considered before. Thank you.
Have you considered petitioning Bishop Ratshag to let you leave your current assignment in the Diocese of Undercity?

TJ said...

It's still funny!!

Trollin' said...

While the rest of your post is quite amazing, I, nonetheless, must take offense at the following.

"Ghalla: Allahg agh glahha gaghl. Laghl agha glahhalhagha gllah agghagh gahl."

Shadow Priests everywhere have been fighting this stereotype everywhere we go. We are just misunderstood.

Anonymous said...

What a sad attempt of trying to be funny

Evil Sheep said...

I still say Galertruby should have a separate blog. Yesterday.

demonicrants said...

You forgot to mention the Warlock love priests receive when they get PW:S after using Seed of Corruption to do massive amounts of damage, thus pulling all sorts of aggro from the tank. Just thought I'd throw that out there. Otherwise, I agree with 90% of everything else.

sonvar said...

@anon
This is a very serious topic. Not many express how much they like they're class like Galertruby. I am appalled that you would think this was an attempt to be funny.

Galertruby may be squishy but he's a dedicated priesty

Avaric said...

Maybe young Galertruby could mind control someone with a jaw, and use him to get his thoughts out. I know there are some Scarlet types not too far from Brill that would probably serve admirably in that role.

Eleanor said...

I'm glad to see you give Whitemane's Chapeau the love it deserves...

Stupid Mage said...

omg, funniest shit ever.

Molinu said...

The jokes been done! It's old! Over!

So why the trogg am I still giggling like some kind of gnome? Disgraceful, I tell ya.

Caesar said...

LMFAO