Thursday, February 16, 2012

Is Where Ratters Looks At MoP Talent Updates

So I was reading the latest list of talents and this done caught me eye. Mainlies 'cause it were the first one on the list an' that's how far I got.

Vile Spew: Causes an undead minion to erupt in a shower of bile, dealing 249 Shadow damage to all enemies within 40 yards of the minion, and infecting them with Blood Plague and Frost Fever. 30 Runic Power.

Lemme get this straight. They does damage by barfin' on they's enemies? Now, far as I can see withouts actually botherin' fer ta read it all, no other class has this ability fer ta fight through gross bodily functions what make seven year olds giggle. Clearlies this be gonna lead ta much qq'in' about class imbalances on the forums, threats ta quit the game, an' some bugger bloggin "In TBC everyone got to do poop quests! But now only loldks get ta do gross stuff at endgame, and that's why the subscription numbers is down!"

So I thought I'd done spare Blizz all the troubles and help come up with a preemptive list of biological assault talents fer other classes. Here be what I gots so far:

Druid: Does A Bear Crap In The Woods?

Hunter: My Monkey Ain't The Only Poo-Flinger!

Mage: Arcane Shower

Paladin: Holy Flatulence of Divine Justice

Priest: Too Much Sacramental Wine

Rogue: Silent But Deadly

Shaman: Phlegm Shock

Warlock: And You Thought Ghoul Puke Was Gross

Warrior: Just Another Saturday Morning

What does these actually do? Buggered if I know. I cain't be bothered with the details.


tkc said...

You know, come day one of Pandamonium, the 'anal [insert ability here]' trade chat trolls are gonna be all over that like Chuck Norris in the Barrens.

Kayeri said...

::giggling hysterically, then throwing a huge hug at Ratters for the giggles at a time when they are really appreciated::

And I can't wait to show the hubby this when he gets home... =)

Bristal said...

Arcane shower...that made me laugh.

Anonymous said...

Monk - Pull My Finger Of Death

Ratshag said...

Great googly moogly, yer prolly right.

@Kayeri, Bristal
Giggles and laughs is why they pay me the big bucks. If'n they paid me.

Ooh, good one.

Lui said...

Another reason roll another Undead Char :D

Will there be undead Pandas?