Tuesday, January 31, 2012

"You Could Arrange The Bodies In Geometric Patterns..."

...from here to the horizon, and it would never be enough."

And it weren't enough fer Gotham's favorite clown ta defeat the Scourge of God. Were close, but in the end Attila triumphed over teh Joker 66 ta 58. This week we's got less massacrations and more wacky hijinks, from a coupla Hollywood's greatest tricksters. New poll's up in the sidebar, as usuals.

10 comments:

Entilzah said...

Though I am sure the concept of a "fair" fight is totally foreign to both, I suspect that Ferris just couldn't be bothered to win. Bugs has a pretty lopsided track record winning as well.

SpiritusRex said...

"1, 2, 3 strikes, you're out"...
"1, 2, 3 strikes, you're out"...
"1, 2, 3 strikes, you're out"!

Perplexing - shouldn't even be close :)

Eustashius said...

Clearly a case of age and treachery defeating youth and optimism...
Bugs 1
FB 0

Goodmongo said...

The only chance FB has is if he can create a robot female Bugs. Otherwise its game over with Bugs winning easily.

Kusamoto said...

I want to vote for Matthew Broderick....I really, really do.

But Bugs BREAKS THE LAWS OF PHYSICS AS A SIDE-EFFECT OF HIS PROFESSION.

*Anvil to face*
"Where's your 1st law of thermodynamics now, Mr. Bueller? Where is it?!"

Michael said...

Perhaps if FB had a Spear and Magic Helmet....I seems to recall Elmer won that one (sorta).
Then, again, it was an opera.

tkc said...

Bugs Bunny by a mile.

Skraps said...

@ Micheal - That is my all time favorite Looney Toons short! The only time Elmer Fudd wins! Elmer Fudd has always been my hero. A guy that never wins, but gets up after every fall and tries again. It was awesome to see him finally get to put one in the win column.

Michael said...

@Skraps--That one and the Marriage of Figaro parody are both just brilliant and actually sparked my interest in opera in real life. For that reason alone, Bugs for the Win!

arcanewordsmith said...

Bugs Bunny is the equivalent of "that which has no life." He can't be killed. Bueller can't say the same. Personally, I think an UNFAIR fight would yield the same result, but would be far more entertaining.