"The hell you say."
"Fer reals - is free candy in the new kiddie pool!"
"I like candy."
"Me too, bro."
"Well, let's go get some."
... some time later ....
"Hey this candy is great."
"You know it"
"There's just one thing though."
"We ain't gettin' all the candy. Them little kiddies is gettin' some of it!"
"What they hell? They don't swim as fast or as gracefuls as us!"
"I know, right? Some of them even has them floatie things on they's arms."
"Some of them is gettin' pulled along in our serious bizness swimmer wakes!"
"Some of them is just standin' up and walkin'!"
"They'd totally drown out in the normal pool."
"They'd drown us if'n they swam in the heroic pool."
"What right got them ta come inta the kiddie pool and take our candy?"
"There oughtta be rules!"
"Nobody should be able ta take the kiddie pool candy unless they shows they can swim in the big pool first!"
"Is damn good candy, too."
"Easy ta get across this kiddie pool too."
"Wanna get some more next week?"
"You know it."
"Cool. Mebbe I'll talk to the owners, see if'n they'll put up a sign, explainin' to the kiddies that the free candy in the kiddie pool is supposed ta go to us."
"At least make'em pass a swimming skill proficiency test first."