...is this thing on? Are you sure? Oh!
Ah. I've been expecting you.
I apologize for not appearing in a more ... substantive ... form, but it has been about a year since Garrosh and Magatha put me out to pasture. And there just isn't much left to work with. One takes what one can get.
The reason I am here is to express my outrage over last week's announcement. Blizzard, I am very disappoint. Pandaren? Really? This is your idea for the next expansion? These people are nothing more than an overblown April Fools joke, and we all know it. How could anyone take them seriously? Would you follow a tank into battle that was based on a species used to make cutesy slippers? Would you want a healer based on a species known for being slow and dim-witted? Would you want a dps'er based on a species that eats grass??!? Forget about the annual pass, I'm bloody going to cancel my account! I-
What? Wait, what? Are you sure??? Well, I, uh, well, um ..... well.
This is rather embarrassing.
I think I am going to go back to being dead now. Yes, I think that is what I would like to do now.
Ancestors be at your back, and, um, winds watch over you.