Friday, May 8, 2009

The Culling of Stratholme

There we was, gettin' ready fer ta blocks them Infitish Dragonflight buggers from messin' up the timeline again. Them Bronze dragon buggers had done disguisified us, so's we'd look like pasty-skinned humans. Arthas and Uthur and Jaina is all "blah blah You can't do this blah blah I am your future king blah blah Scourge blah blah I won't help you blah blah blah." Enough alreadies! Let's get on with the hitting with me axe and the lewting of the phatz. Finally they's done talking and Uthur and Jaina walks away.As they go past me, though, Jaina slapped me on the arse and said "I'll see you later." 

10 comments:

runycat said...

I lol'd.

Sephrenia said...

Ooooh - she IS a cheeky madam. I'm looking forward to hearing all about the "later". Must be good to know you weren't just a one night stand huh?

Chaninn said...

Hmmm, wondering if the rest of Alliance females should follow her example & try some horde. We can only hope to emulate her in every way. =)

Cap'n John said...

You know what they say: "Once you have Horde, you'll never be bored."

Or something like that.

Misneach said...

First of all, LMAO @Cap'n John.

I was waiting for the payoff, and after the last line I was not disappointed.

Aboo said...

Once you've gone Orc
all is droll
Until loved by a Troll.

Khol Drake said...

Even in the past she recognises Ratshag. I have to admit, I'm impressed. That date apparently left enough of an impression on her that her past self was looking forward to the encounter.

I bow before your virility, Don Ratters de Shag.

Misneach said...

@Khol: More evidence that the Shag transcends time and space.

I'm writing a thesis about it.

Misneach said...

Happened to scroll through your front page posts for some reason or another and I realized that your past, pasty form resembles me before I went gray.

Creepy.

Pies said...

To be honest, who wouldn't.