I don't get humans. I means, the king returned. Married the Dude What Looks Like a Lady's daughter, healed some buggers, made the White Tree bloom, acted like a righteous prick, and pretty much declared war on the Horde. And yet, despites all thems, they still got them a prison revolt going on in they's hometown. And
nobody's doin'
nuthins about it. Great googly moogly.
Bugger that. I's gonna shut it down fer them.
Yo!
Bazil! Party's over, ya fluggerbumper!
That's it?
These is them bad-arse buggers what cain't be stopped by Stormwind's finest? What a buncha glubberthubbers.
Next time you pasty-skin buggers has some trouble, just get yerselves a orc warrior. We's the buggers with a tradition of gettin' the job done.
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Love the post. I had fun with this as a Tauren DK just a couple nights ago, but since I couldn't resist it at level 58, it was a naked cow death run; 6 trips from the Eastvale Logging Camp before I could help the stupid humans with their problem. I didn't figure I could ride through SW at that level the way my dwarf rode to RFC at 75.
To be fair, a naked tauren death knight is an extremely disturbing sight, and it was their duty to kill it.
Humans are just crazy. I mean, putting the most dangerous members of their society all together in one place? What did they expect to happen?!
Better you than me.
Those are the ones that couldn't hack it. The really dangerous ones are either dead or working for Stormwind. You notice the "riot" is remarkably well contained...
This from an orc with an entire CHASM full o' demons, elementals and a full blown cult.
Right. Under. His. City...
I'll send over a few o' me dwarves, we'll have tha' little "problem" fixed so yer lasses can sleep at night. The one's we don' keep awake that is...
"Married the Dude What Looks Like a Lady's daughter"
Hilarious
Honestly, the guards are seasoned enough to clear the place out themselves if they had the inclination. I think they just get tired of it.
I cleared the place out myself once, and two days later it was full of rioting prisoners again. I think they need to feed them better, or give them less weapons or something.
Keep in mind, we humans are the ones who had Onyxia hanging out in our throne room for several years.
Just sayin'
Don't worry about that infestation under Org...
This Gnome gave it a bit of the Armageddon treatment, so now it's clean enough to eat out of...
Like you Orcs ever clean your eating utensils...
wait... do you use eating utensils?
@Ragnarox- have you read "5 Worst Wipes"?
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