Saturday, December 4, 2010

What Happens When Ya Let Hippies Design Plate Armor?

Ya gets yer Cenarion Thicket Legplates is what. So nicely itemized fer a holy pally, so many bodacious gem sockets, so little left to the imagination. And ya gets dirty old men like Khadgar checkin' out yer arse. Dude. Put yer tongue back in yer mouth. Seriously.

4 comments:

Thogrum said...

Some people ha' no shame. And additionally, ye'd think that people (e.g., humans) wouldve figured out the best races for making sturdy armor are all either dwarven or orcish. We don't NEED graceful, pretty armor. We need thick, strong armor with lots of spikey bits and a horrible terrifying helmet. That's why ye go to the orcs and dwarves fer yer armor needs.

Grimmtooth said...

Hey now, Khadgar only LOOKS old, remember. He's really a mid-20s horndawg with all the baggage that comes with.

Of course, that 500 year old body that Medivh stuck him with can't do much about it. Bit M was cruel master.

Beth said...

Hey the cloth ain't much better! The Thong of the Naaru...I mean, Pants of the Naaru, is barely there!

Khol Drake said...

Hey, if you've got it, flaunt it. Or get a cloak to cover it...