Sunday, December 19, 2010

Across The Cavern, Our Eyes Met

She were fifty tall and weighed a thousand tons. Leader of her people, founder of her race. She were worshipified throughout the realm of Deepholm. She were so fabulously wealthy with diamonds and rubies and other gems what I ain't even heard of that she didn't even bothers ta notice'em. She were Therazane, the Stonemother.

And me? I were just a simple orc from Durotar. But when our eyes met, I could tell....
She wanted me. She wanted me bad.

Who was I fer ta deny her?

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

That is sooooo wrong. Even Orcs have standards...right?!

Had me laughing in my office chair. Thanks Ratters!

Zwingli

scotth said...

Maybe its time to settle down with a nice sugar momma.

Lady Jessrayje said...

Sometimes you really scare me...

Stop said...

Gotta be honest. I'd heard about ol' Therazane since, heck, back when we were just fledgling adventurers. And all this time I was expecting her to have, y'know... legs.

Who knew?

Khol Drake said...

The big question being is she just another notch in Ratter's, um, "axe" or is this going to be a regular hook-up?

And you never know, maybe she's like Big Bertha of the GLA...

Anonymous said...

You my friend are a braver man than I.

Leafshine said...

Eeew.

Leafshine said...

Also, eeeew.

Leafshine said...

And, having given this some serious and careful consideration:

Eeeeew.

Anonymous said...

I'm glad they've created an unattractive female character with a nonstandard body type who isn't evil. Well done.

Leafshine said...

On further, further thought.

How exactly would the practicalities of this work? The size differential must be challenging. And her on top would be, well, brief..

Kharbrydis said...

@Stop She does have legs, but she's got a Baron Harkonnen thing going on where they are pretty much useless for supporting her weight, so she just kinda floats.

Koch (Aszune) said...

Now this is late, but you are soo incredibly right, Rat. A model based on old fertility godesses? We all know where that is going to lead...

Lazaros of Llane said...

In reply to Koch:

A woman of stone. An orc of steel. One night of love.

Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! Straight from Therazane's thighs to you: Ratters mini pets! Own a piece of the action that toppled the World Pillar!

Tam said...

Yes, I hear chicks dig it when you kill their daughters.