Julia and Ratshag

I done earned me my "Chef" title a while ago, but I just this week picked up the hat fer ta go with. Took a while, 'cause they wanted a hundred of them cooking thingies. Great googly moogly. Well, I dones it, I got me hat, and now I's ready fer ta get down and dirty in the kitchen. On the menu tonight be a cajun-style treat: Oracle Jambalaya. Is gonna be delicious. Oh, and anyone tells ya ya cain't look damn virile in a poofy white hat? Tell'em they's just a jealous gunkerdupper.