Guild Message Of The Day

Is a useful tool fer to pass important imformationizings on ta the rank and file of yer guild. Is why in me small Horde guild, where we cain't afford fer nobody ta be left outta the loop, we's delegated ta Guild Officer Rimunathah the very important job of keeping it ups ta date and always relevant.

I Took The Axe

So last night me and the Purge cleared out Azrul-Naboob. Twice. Amazing how fast them bugs keep coming back - is like giant glupperthunkin cockroaches. After, me and a few of the lads ran up to troll country and did a favor fer the local dog people. I had a choice of rewards, and I went with the axe. Now, smart folks'll tell ya a fast weapon is better fer tankin' 'cause it lets ya dump rage aand generate threat through heroic strikes, but I's an orc. We's good with axes. So I took it.

Plus ya gots to admit, it looks way betters than a log with rocks stuck in it. 

Speaking of lookin good, I's liking how me new Northrend armor be coming along. Still got me engineering goggles and the Chestpiece of Killed Eight Kajillion Spiders, but otherwise is pretty much all new. Looks good, I thinks. With spikes. Fer comparisons, look at me old armored clown outfit from a year ago, back in Outland. 

Great Googly Moogly. Would you feel safe behind this meatshield? Buggered if I would.

Is Where Ellspeth Wants A Hit

Hi! Ellspeth here!

You know, it seems like I've been here in Stanglethorn for like, forever. Or at least a year. Even my leveling buddy Suptail left me - Ratters has been helping her in places like Blackrock Mountain and Winterspring and a bunch of other places I've never been to. I asked him to help me with my quests, but he said no, that'd be against the rules. I get all the help I want with my professions, but he can't help with quests. I told him that rules were meant to be broken, that that's what they're for! But he wouldn't budge, the big meanie.

So here I am in Stranglethorn, killing trolls. Lots and lots and lots of trolls. Ratters tells me there's going to be zombie pirate nagas too, but I haven't seen them yet. Just trolls. And tigers. And gorillas.

Speaking of trolls, when I reached my forty-second season, I caught the zeppelin over to Orgrimmar to get some training, and I ran into Rim, who had just respecced. Got tired of fire and frost, I guess.

Fine! Be that way! Just don't be surprised if someday I suck out your soul right through your eye sockets!!! Or maybe I'll get Ratters to beat you silly, or something. Hmmph.

Wonder if I can score some mana crystals off of Hannelore...

Anyway, got to get back to Stranglethorn, and all its trolls, who are almost as mean as Rim. Tootles!

Naked Heroics: Rough, Tough, and in the Buff

BBB sez he wants ya ta do boss fights naked, fraps it, then show it to him. Loves ta see that kinda action, he says. Always knew them druids had dirty minds.




Is what I loves about'em.

Kinnavieve Be Too Much A Lady Fer Ta Say This

So I's gonna say it for her. Them big hairy buggers is done gonna haveta find some other girl fer to polish they's helm and blow they's horn!
/duck shoe thrown by Kinna

BBB's A Dumbass

Is his words, not mine, and I has way to muchrespects fer the bugger ta go changing them.

Anywho, looks like he went and broke his Feedburner a month ago, so anybody what gets updates through that thinks he done went and fell off theedge of Outland or somethins. Which he ain't. So if ya ain't been gettin' no updates from ole Big Bear Butt, go to his site and re-subscribifies. He'd be most gratefuls.

Is Best Wishes Fer a Happy New Lunar Year

From alls the buggers here at Team Ratshag.