Thursday, May 31, 2012

Yeah Is Past Time Fer A New Poll

So, last time we done did this, Superman showed what he also be the Man of Biphase Carbide, handily whuppin' the Ogre Mark V 68 ta 27. Now we got a new poll up, dredged up from the murky depths of that gray lumpy thing what I calls me brain. It be over on the sidebar, as per usuals.


SpiritusRex said...

Although it looks like I'm in the minority on this one, I used the seven degrees of separation to get to my answer.

To wit: the Karate Kid was trained by Mr. Miyagi. Mr. Miyagi in an alternate life was, amongst others, Matsuo Takahashi. Matsuo Takahashi was otherwise known as Al and owned "Arnolds." "Arnolds" was frequented by one Arthur J. Fonzarelli a/k/a The Fonz a/k/a The Baddest MOFO in Milwaukee in the mid-to-late 70's.

Therefore, even if The Creature could whup up on The Karate Kid, he/she/it would then have to go through Matsuo Takahashi a/k/a Al (or Captain Sam Pak from M*A*S*H days). In the unlikely event that the Creature would defeat Al, there is no doubt in my mind that The Fonz would step in and absolutely crush The Creature being as he was Chuck Norris before Chuck Norris was Chuck Norris.

SpiritusRex said...

Doh! WTB edit button

*Al should be Arnold, as Al, course refers to Al Devecchio, subsequent owner of Arnold's and purveyor of Banquet family-sized meals.

Redbeard said...

Which Creature, the one from the movie or The Munsters?

Ratshag said...

Yeah, I cain't argument with that logic, bro.

Whichevers one want want. Fer that matter, I don' care if'n ya go with My Cousin Vinny's Cousin or the Fresh Princeling.