Monday, February 28, 2011

"I Ain't Gonna Be Givin' Ratters No Blog Fodder This Week"

...he said, right before he popped open his parachute and gently sailed over our heads, past the platform, and inta the lava. Again.

Could be worse, bro. I could be bloggin' about last Thursday's incident what involved a seventy-year old nun, two bottles of cheap tequilla, a piranhamoose with the words "plazmoid rulz!" spray painted on its side, and a certains laserchicken wearin' chainmail stockings. But I ain't gonna, 'cause that were personals.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Run Away Little Girl! Run Away....

Been solo farming Kara lately, hopings fer a pony or mebbe a wriggly dildo but settlings fer 800 gold or so. Is all pretty fuhggin' easy now, 'cept fer when the opera puts on a production of Ladle Rat Rotten Hut. It done get pretty fuhggin' old doin' that fight:
/Shield Slam
/Devastate
/Dev- "Run Away Little Girl!"
Overs and overs and overs and overs and overs. And not evens any shirker cockles afters.
Is good thing I done brought me pumpkin, at least.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Is Where Magmaw Has No Balls

...or stomach, or heart, or intestines, or flippers, or tallywhacker, or nuthin'. Is just a neck not attached ta nuthin', just sorta floatin' in the air, stoppin' abruptlies a few feet aboves the lava. Weird.
By the way, the lava? Pretty glubbernuggin' hot. I recommends what you buggers not jump in yerselves.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Elevator Boss

There be an elevator boss in Blackwing Indecent afters ya kill the One-Eyed Wonder Worm and the OmNomNomitron. Get yer timing wrong when ya steps onto it, and whups! Ya hits the ground and splats like a Mythbusters experiment gone wrong.

Our buddy Llanion, though, he weren't no dummy. Soon as he realizified what he were on the express elevator ta pancakeland, he done hit his Flexweave Underfeathers and gently floated...

...over our heads...

...past the platform...

...into the giant pit of lava...

we all sadly waved goodbye as he slowly dropped to his doom. And, you know, laughed our collective arse off.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Om Nom Nom Nom Otron Defense System

We chewed some glass on this one, includings a heartbreakin' reset at 0.4% when somebodies accidentlies stepped outta the room during a crazy "Oh fuhg both tanks is down! Run out! Wait, they's almost deadified! Just burn the beeyatches!" episode. But we picked usselves up, dusted usselves off, and nommed on the noms.

In celebratizings of this victory, is time fer ta play the nom nom song. Enjoys.


Sorry There, Big Fellah

...but the man with the gold said fer ta rescue eight poor buggers trapped in the sand and, well, yer number nine. Mebbe next time you better eat yer Wheaties and get the early worm or sumthin'.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

One. Million. Coconuts.


'Cause I's fuhggin' worth every glubbernuggin' one of'em.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Pardon Me, But Yer Decimal Place Done Slipped

Alayda done been pullin' extra shifts with her pickaxe, diggin' up metals fer me Blacksmithing and Engineering activities. Is much appreciated, and it done allowed her ta reach her 83rd season. So is generallies productive time spent and all. Howevers, were an issue last night.

When she digs up some obsidium, it earns her six thousands and change experience. When she digs up elementium, is seven thousands and change. Makes sense, being as it requires more skill fer ta get the ore. But when she mined some pyrite yesterday...
That's right. Twelve whoppin' experience. What the hey is up with that? She might as well be back in Durotar diggin' up copper fer all the good that do her.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Who'd You Buggers Hug On Valentine's Day?

Course I done hugged teh Tiz, bestest pocket healer (what be small enoughs fer ta fit in me pocket) in the whole world. And I hugged that big shambling dead nugget Unsuptail.  But inspirified by this post overs at the Pink Pig Inn, I went outs ta Outland and done hugged Skyguard Khatie too. She seemed touched.

You buggers get ta hug anybodies special?

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Hello Quest Givers

Look at your gnome. Now back to the Warrior With No Name. Now back to your gnome. Now back to the Warrior With No Name. Sadly, your gnome isn't the Warrior With No Name. But if he stopped equipping that generic helm with the horns and switched to one with a plume as tall as he is he could look as virile as the Warrior With No Name.

Look down. Look up. Where are you? You're in Stormwind with the gnome your gnome could look as virile as. What's in your hand? Back at the Warrior With No Name. He has it. It's a Bloodied Arcanite Reaper with notches for those two ... things ... you wanted killed. Look again. The notches are now goretusk livers! Anything is possible when your gnome looks amazingly virile.

The Warrior With No Name is on a horse.

Monday, February 14, 2011

Thundercall Ho!

In case ya missed it, Blizz done pulled they's collective head out of they's collective arse, and put the Thundercall inta the game. Is dropping off Assad, the last boss in Vogon Pistachio. Finallies we tanking warriors don't gotta choose between a green quest reward or a reforged hunter weapon fer our pre-raid boomstick.

And yeah, I gots mine this weekend. /happy dance

Friday, February 11, 2011

Got A Condo Made Of Stone-a

What with the recent upheavalizings in Egypt, young Gelertruby done announced what he be runnin' fer President in the elections what ain't been announced but might me mebbe laters. Got hisself a strong runnin' mate fer ta solidify the traditionalist vote - none others than the boy king, Tutankhamun. Steve Martin is expected fer ta endorse the ticket real soons. Is wishin' thems all the lucks in they's politicizing endeavors.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Protection Warrior 4.06 Patch Notes

Warriors

  • Talent Specializations
    •  
    • Protection
    • "Charge's stun continues to not trigger diminishing returns for Protection warriors who have the Warbringer talent."
Yeah, our only change be .... Charge don't change.  Try fer ta not piss yerself from the overwhelmingosity of it all.

Monday, February 7, 2011

Still Priceless

Reinforced Bio-Optic Killshades: Six handfuls of obsidium bolts, six electrified ethers, three hardified elementium bars, two inferno rubies, one truegold bar, and the Calyph of Zephyrs' left orb.

Hardened Elementium  Girdle: four hardified elementium bars, three truegold bars,  and both of the Construct of the Sun's orbs.

Sandguard Bracers: Eight thousand four hundred thieving little pluckers smashed.

Boots of Sullen Rock: One thousand, six hundred eighty kegs of perfectly good ale blown up.

Seeing that extra sproing in Tyrande Whisperwind's bounce when I done ran Teldrassil equipping nuthin' but me new epics?

Priceless.

Sunday, February 6, 2011

It Wouldn't Be A Real Holiday....

...if Blizz hadn't done dropped a ball or three.

Peddlefeets in Ironforge wants fer ya ta give a Bracelet of Dead Guy Parts ta Magni Bronzebeard. Kinda tricky, seeings as how the bugger be turned ta stone and buried under his throne, or somesuch. Whoops.

But that ain't half so bads as Peddlefeet in Thunder Bloof wants fer ya ta give that Bracelet ta Cairne Bloodhoof. New flash, ya flappy little goblin - that bludderthunker be dead and rotted. Is a little late fer affectionizings.

Meanwhile, the vendors appear ta not want ta sell some of the cheesement items, claiming what you ain't got enough tokens, even when ya does. Is a royal FLUBAR, I tells ya.

Pretty much the same as any other holiday....

Friday, February 4, 2011

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

I Done Pulled Nefarian's Worm...

...and now Black Leather Undies is officiallies a cataclysmical raiding guild. Is big hairy Congo rats ta Stop and me little healer Tizzik what got the loots.