Rosenpants and Guildenbubba would still be dead glubbernuggers.
Lady Vashj and Garrosh Hellscream woulda hidden they's love from they's feuding factions, with tragic resulifications.
The mats fer a Big Cauldron of Battle would includes "eye of newt", "baboon's blood", and "liver of a blaspheming Jew".
Instead of "kill ten rats", yer quest would be ta "write ten sonnets."
Alexstrasza would be played by a man.