Horton Punts A Gnome
Nerf Star-Bellied Sneetches!
I Had Trouble Getting To Solla Sellew because I kept getting ganked.
Magatha Grimtotem Can Moo! Can You?
Instead of stacking, The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins would have each taken up a slot in his bags.
Murlocs In Socks
Green Eggs And Ham would give a +20 Stam buff for 30 minutes.
How The Grinch Ninja'd The Guild Bank
Yertle the Turtle would be a tameable rare spawn on an 8-hour timer.
One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Goddammit I Hate Fishing
The Lorax would be a dual-specced resto / elemental Shaman.
The Cat in the Epic Pauldrons With All the Skulls and Smoke and Stuff