long wriggling staff. But it's never really worked out the way I thoughts it would. How abouts you take it, Ratters? Mebbe it'll pay off fer you, seeings as yer amazingly virile and all."
"Dude," I sez. "It's got, like, four tentacles."
"Ya," he sez, shuffling his hooves kinda sad like. "I figgered, ya know, it'd be betters that way. Help me catch a woman what'd be, well, a goer. But I could never close the deal. I think Kil'rek done gets more play than me."
"Well, yeah, yer prolly right. Go ahead and give it here. I know me an egotistical priest what likes fer ta get her antlers stroked, if nuthin' else."
Well, okay, that ain't exacty how it went down. But it sure be a better storification than "I roflstomped him and then done looted his dead arse."