"Dude," I sez. "It's got, like, four tentacles."
"Ya," he sez, shuffling his hooves kinda sad like. "I figgered, ya know, it'd be betters that way. Help me catch a woman what'd be, well, a goer. But I could never close the deal. I think Kil'rek done gets more play than me."
"Well, yeah, yer prolly right. Go ahead and give it here. I know me an egotistical priest what likes fer ta get her antlers stroked, if nuthin' else."
Well, okay, that ain't exacty how it went down. But it sure be a better storification than "I roflstomped him and then done looted his dead arse."
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And I know it took me awhile to note this, but that staff always gave me the willies, even back in BC.. I was glad I was a resto druid so I didn't have to take it...
This was reinforced after a wipe in Serpentshrine once where our feral druid was lying dead and that staff was still wriggling! Yep, I knew what did it after that...
The world is only as interesting as the eye through which it's viewed.
AKA, I like Ratter's version better.
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