Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Is Where There Is Forbidden Love (NSFW If'n Ya Work In A Hatchery)

Lesser Creature Overseer (5th class) Kil'ssarrass hissed in pleasure. His gills flexed outward, capillaries dilating. Before him stood Kelp Harvester Mrrlrrgrrlrr, and it was clear what she was here for. Provocatively she extended one webbed foot towards him, tempting him with that which no former Highborn lady could offer, those most tender and intimate morsels of flesh: toes.

Kil'ssarrass' internal genitalia stirred, becoming.... still internal and inconsequentially small. He crouched down before her, reaching outward, afraid this beauty, this vision, this goddess would withdraw. But no! Mrrlrrgrrlrr was offering herself to him, and him alone. His fingers touched her toes, stroking them, tenderly at first, then faster, harder, the intensity reaching a fever pitch.

Mrrlrrgrrlrr grew hot from the passion, her body temperature a full one-tenth of a degree above that of the surrounding water. In one bold move, she ripped off all of her clothes (a small seashell bracelet). Kil'ssarrass' eyes hungrily feasted on her clammy, now naked flesh.

Suddenly, she pushed him away. Diving for the sea floor, she urgently dug a shallow trench in the sand. Mad with lust, she frantically laid approximately five thousand roe in the redd, then moved to the side, her nictitating membranes fluttering with desire.

Kil'ssarrass moved to cover the trench with his body, his vestigial pelvic spurs anchoring him in place. The thrill of it all, the forbidden love, the sheen of slime on her skin, the knowledge that they could be surprised at any moment by a party of heavily-armed adventurers fulfilling some quest drove him mad with excitement. His passion rose higher and higher as he floated motionless in the water until small muscles deep in his body made minor twitches, and a thin film of milt was ejected from his cloaca to gently drift down and coat the roe. He fell to the side, utterly spent.

Later, as they floated side by side in the current, each chewing a raw longjaw mud snapper, Kil'ssarrass turned to Mrrlrrgrrlrr and asked, "So, was it good for you too?"

16 comments:

Grimmtooth said...

Ah do declare, ah am no longer disappoint!

/fans self

Anyone have a cigarette?

SpiritusRex said...

Are you KIDDING me?

LMAO, t'was like trying to pull myself away from watching a train wreck!

Anonymous said...

Wow...and I thought the [Steamy Romance Novel] was bad. :D

I can honestly say I've never read anything like this...and am sad to admit that I did. ;)

Well done, sir, well done. Rule 34 continues to be true.

Tebla said...

Much better. Yesterday left me wanting. And wondering.

LarĂ­sa said...

There's SO much going on in Azeroth while we're away questing somewhere else. I'm glad someone finally spoke up about it, revealing the truth.

I'm normally not a huge fan of fanfiction but this one gave me a smile.

zwinglisblog said...

LOL!

Oh my gosh, I'm still laughing!

Nibuca said...

THAT WHICH HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN ;)


I'm tempted to says "pictures or it never happened" but I'm afraid of what may come of it.

Nibs

Liore said...

Why. Why did I read that?! Oh, my brain.

Cleeyah/Chadrassa said...

Damn you, now I cannot go to sleep because I have a gigglefit. ;)

Caroline said...

I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I READ ALL THAT, AND NO LESS READ IT ALL OUT LOUD TO ELD? I immediately made sure Daly shared in my terror/amusement. :D

Grimmtooth said...

@Nibuca,

I would not want you to be disappointed.

http://grimmtooth.blogspot.com/2011/03/you-can-take-boy-out-of-azshara-but-you.html

Eccentrica said...

Oh great. Murloc porn. With pictures thanks to that no good scoundrel Grimm.

Before we know it Redbeard will have the video uploaded to Ewwwtube.

Excuse me while I go scrub my eyes, and try to think of the most innocent and pure things I can.

Mhorgrim said...

Ok...I think that in all of my twisted mind...I have FINALLY been emotionally scarred...for eternity....

BRAVO!!! GOOD SHOW GOOD SHOW!!!!!!

Jasyla said...

This should be published.

Bravo.

Khol Drake said...

Man, I need a whole pack of cigarettes after that.

Whew...

Senor de Shag still delivers.

Phaedra said...

Oh my god!!! Why didn't your mark this as NSFW???