So, yesterday I were doin' me fishing daily fer ol' Razgar and as I's reelin' in me catch I's thinkin' this here be a big glubberthumper. He done put up a helluva fight. I were abouts ta tell Missus Brody we had a coupla stripers and we was bringin'em home fer dinners when I finally got the better of him and done landed his scaly arse. And looky-looky who it were:
'Course, somebody done filled me home with goblin poo I'd prolly be lookin' fer a fishhook what ta throw meself onto too.