Whoa. Check Out The Bazoongas On Her

Phoenicia, our little red-headed ball of fury, done be the latest member of Team Ratshag fer ta reach her 80th season. Ta celebrates, she been workin' on gearin' and reppin' up. So far is new shoulders, new boomstick, and of course new weapons ("the gels" she calls 'em).

Of course I meant her maces. What you think I meant? You buggers got dirty minds.