Buyin' bread from a pally in Brussels
She were six-foot-four and fulla muscles ...hic!
I said "Do ya speak-a my language, kek?"
She just shmiled and gave me a Bacon of Light sandwich.
And she said:
"I come from the Land Down Under
"Where beer doesh flow and gnomes chunder
"Cantcha hear, cantcha hear the thunder? ...hic!
"Ya better run, ya better take cover!"
So I dids.