Blogging Solo

So I goes to me muse and I asks that green-eyed temptress what she's gonna inspire me to blog about today. And she sez, "You know Ratter, you've been doing this for over a year know. I bet you're ready to handle it without my inspirations."

Oh. So, no muse today. Just me. All right. Here it goes.



Today, I killed some buggers.
And drank beer.

....

The End.

Hi 2.5 Orcs!

Dammerung from Two and Half Orcs, one of the funnier buggers in this strange world of WoWblogging, sent me a letter the other day with greetings fer me and the other AC bloggers (even thems what had no clue who he be). A few of thems were around, so I passed his greetings on to them.

Is Where I Inspires a Fio Pun

Ya can hear some funny things, hanging around the AC HQ in Stormwind. Todays, I got there just in time to hear BRK's vehement defense of the olive and it's role in the creation and defense of civilization as we know it. Well, not orc civilization. We don't like olives. But I digresses. 'Cause then the discussion moved onto figs and they's issues. And then Fio punned off me. WoOt!Now, I don't pun worth crap, so I didn't even try to mix it up with the master. But laters in the evening I did find out he weren't the only punning druid in Azeroth:

Just 'Cause Yer A Twink ...

... Don't mean you ain't a melee huntard.

DangerMouse took this peek at one of her team mates in Whore's Thong Gulch the other day. Ain't there like a +25 AGI enchant fer two-handers?

'Course, I's just a simple orc what don't know nuthin' 'bout hunting.

Is Good to Know

Recentlies, the Boomstick-Lovin' Dwarf Chick were talking about how you can take yer pet out to them undead ghost sailors off the coast of the Wetlands and get'em turned into ghost theyselves to find out if they's a boy or girl. 'Cause apparentlies you can't tell fer sure using the regular methods. Which got me thinking. But I's glad to say, now that I've been out to them ships, that even though there be certain ananoto- ... anonano- ... annatonami- ... bugger it. Things ain't all the same size when I got me dwarf on. Still, it is confirmed that I is in fact, male.

The wimmenfolks of Azeroth can rest easy, knowing Ratter's still on the job.

I Can Haz a BoJ?

Still no reliable data on what the drop rate of BoJs is from the upcoming Shattered Sun Outland dailies. And the comments fer the Supplies reward boxes on wowhead has devolved into "You suck!" "No, you suck!", so no help there. I just wants to know is there any hope of picking up these or maybe even this before we heroes come then.

Humph. I feel so ... unsatisfied.

Yay on Them!

Aetherial Circle did fer Blind Leo's demonic arse tonight. WoOt! I expects there'll be details on some of them other blogs soonish, but I gots the scoop.