No Wonder That's The Name of that Blog

We got us our first druid here at Team Ratshag. Palintera's still on probation - dunno if she's gonna make the cut yet. But meanwhiles, she just learned her bear form, and Holy Crap is it an amazing transmogrification. Dang near knocked me outta me chair.

Palintera's Dainty Elf Butt

Palintera's Big Bear Butt
(same scale and everythings!)

I can see now why Windshadow calls her blog what she do. Is jagnormous! And very hard to not notice.

Speakings of, grats to BBBB on his new site. Is looks nice. I shall update me bookmarks, soonish.

But I Is Teh Suck at Moon Crashing

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Don't Mess With Ratter ...

... 'specialies if yer a pack of 5-year-olds.

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Thanks to Euripedes fer the site linkages.

Edit: Somes is complaining that they is being redirectified to a dating website when they tries to do this, which sucks (unless you need a date rilly rilly bad, I guess). So I makes no promises what you'll get if you try to test yer mettle against the kindergerdeners. I'm leaving it up, but You Have Been Warned.

A Good Excuse To Start Fishing Again

Ain't been doing much fishing lately, but I just saw this in the list of stuff what be coming with Patch 2.4. Is might be a reward from the fishing dailies. Sounds good to me!

Ratshag. Now with Sig.

An Angry Banside (is pronounced "banshee", I's been told) recently added a "request a sig" page to her site, where you can request she make a custom sig from a pic of yerself. Now, I's seen her work and it be top-shelf creative, and since I's free from any false modesties I know I looks incredibly virile, so I figured the combination would produce something worth jumping on with both feet. So I signed up with no wastages of time, and a most reasonable soonish after I got her finished production. And I is dang pleased with it.

The Ratshag Sig. Coming soons to a BBS near you.

Is Where Ellspeth Got Her Heart Brokified

"Raaaat-teeeer.... would you please kill someone for me? And make it ... slow. And painful."

"Maybes. Who's the unlucky nubberglumper, Ellspeth?

"Well, I don't really know his name. But he's an Orgrimmar Grunt. And you'll be able to know it's him because he's the most handsome man in the world, and I bared my soul to him, and I want to go to a deserted tropical island, just the two of us, and be happy together forever. But he said I really wasn't his type. So I want you to rip the bastard's entrails out and feed them to my turtle!"

"Umm ... kid ... you been puttin' on that funny perfume the innkeepers have been selling lately?"

"Yes! And I even gave him a Love Token, which cost me a whole ten coppers! And all I wanted in return was his undying love, or at least his adoration and a Lovely Black Dress. And then he spurned me! And now I know I'll never love this way again, at least not for another ... forty-two minutes! So would you please kill him for me?"

"I don't think killin' city guards be such a good idea, kid. How about I just give ya this here Friendship Bracelet instead?"

Great googly moogly. This whole love in the air thing can get pretty outta hand. You be carefuls out there.

Is Battleground Humor

Somedays I feel just like this Booty Bay Bugger ....