The Players: A Horde Grunt, a Horde Headhunter, and an Orc In A Dwarf Priest Disguise
Grunt: Here they come. Bugger me, is a lot of them.
Headhunter: Steady, mon. We has a hero with us.
Grunt: I dunno. Wasn't there supposed ta be twenty-five heroes?
Headhunter: Mebbe is one of dem "flex" things dey told us about?
Grunt: Gonna find out - great googly moogly, look at all those undeaders.
Headhunter: Stand firm, hero! We be wit' ya - grunts an' headhunters an' shaman an' Thrall.
Grunt: Bugger me. He just ran out there.
Headhunter: Hero, come back! We got dis strong defensive ... position .... here ....
Grunt: Fuhg me.
Headhunter: Da hero, he just killed'em all, mon.
Grunt: Fuhg me.
Headhunter: De undeads, dey all dead.
Grunt: Fuhg me.
Headhunter: I thought dem shadow priests didn't even have an AoE, mon.
2 comments:
Okay, I laughed.
I did, too, but mostly at "great googly moogly"
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