"The Right Way. The Wyndham Way."
"Relax, it’s Holiday Inn."
"The best surprise is no surprise."
"Discover a hotel that defines a new dimension of luxury."
You buggers notice a pattern? That's right! Ain't none of them hotel chains goes aroun' braggin' "Our innkeeper gots lice!"
Or mebbe he eats lice. Is kinda a ambiguosity, an' I ain't really all that anxious fer ta find out either way.