"The Right Way. The Wyndham Way."
"Relax, it’s Holiday Inn."
"The best surprise is no surprise."
"Discover a hotel that defines a new dimension of luxury."
You buggers notice a pattern? That's right! Ain't none of them hotel chains goes aroun' braggin' "Our innkeeper gots lice!"
Or mebbe he eats lice. Is kinda a ambiguosity, an' I ain't really all that anxious fer ta find out either way.
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FWIW, when I read the Hyatt quote I choked on my coffee. You see, I knew a woman with the last name of Hyatt, and the resulting mental image wasn't exactly G rated.
(She was no relation to the hotel owners, BTW.)
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