Thursday, January 28, 2010

Is Guess Who

You raiders thought you done finished off Naxxramas last year. Cleared the wings, broke down the doors ta Kel'thingamabob's sanctum, killed the cat, brought it down in flames. Course you thought that was it. But then, so did them buggers what did the same out in the Plaguelands three years ago. Ol' Arthas be a slippery bluggernubber, though, and he went and respawned the whole damn place fer ta cause mischief up yer arses while ya be chargin' inta the Ice Cream Citadel.

Is not to worry though. We few, we happy few, we band of buggers in the Purge got yer backs. Tonight we busted in and told Patches it were time to play. Was only eight of us: Zinzi what Gives Good Resurrection, Tarsius the grumpy Druid, Bash (not, not that one, the other Bash), Rym with his arcane blasts set to Hocus Pocus, Throttle the Tinker, Mr. Hoof (all tan and rested after a few months off), Big Bad Guun, and yers truly. We had on our shiny new epics bought with Emblems of Welfare, and while we'd mostly none of us been there before, we meant business.
Patches is a big fella, but not really any brighter than Mograth the Death Nugget, and me and Big Guun had no troubles standing him up. Took a while fer ta get the healing sorted out, but once it were he went down like so much uncooked maggot-infested meat. Is more ta go, but we's gonna extend that raid lockout thingy 'til Naxx be secured. Again. Fer the third time.

Oh, and by the ways? I's back.

33 comments:

Figworth said...

Ratshag! We had fun killing him this week, too - Goofed off, played Peggle for loot.

Good to see you again.

Kusamoto said...

Yes! YES!!! He's back! Back, I say! Woo-hooooo!

/fireworks
/tickertape
/half-naked Nelfs

Ratshag the Awesome has returned! Rejoice, citizens!

Angelya said...

Welcome back! And Grats!! :D

B_Dragon said...

Welcome back Ratters! And in time too - ICC's open for business =D

- Aenur of Hydraxis

Aetare said...

welcome back!!!!!11!!!!!!

LarĂ­sa said...

Welcome back!

Anea said...

Welcome back! :D

Toque said...

yay!

StaggerLee said...

Good to see you back.

There was a reason for leaving you in the feedreader!

Sephrenia said...

Welcome back Ratters - it's lovely to hear your wise words again.

Did you take someone with you on your holidays? Can we have full and explicit details ;)

LifeDeathSoul said...

YAY!!!!! Mr. Ratshag is back!!!! :D

Welcome back good sir :D it's always a pleasure to read your posts! :D

Grimmtooth said...

Is 7AM, and you already made my day. Nice to see you back in action!

PhiLogical said...

Welcome back.

Konstanze said...

That last line made me very happy. :) This gnome has missed her Ratshag fix. :D

That imbicile Arthas doesn't know when enoughs enough and keeps rezzing those silly sods in Naxx. Maybe THAT'S why he can't be found in ICC yet. Good luck on Naxx! I feel better knowing you're cleaning it out! :D

Darraxus said...

Welcome back ratters.

tufva said...

Yay!!! Welcome back!!! I is so happy!

Carrie said...

Yay! Hooray! Welcome back sir, you have been missed. :)

Arleen said...

Woot!!!

Welcome back!!!!!!!!

Manxome said...

/cheer

Keredria said...

Yay Ratters!

*wave
*preens leaves in anticipation for Maurice

Sassafras said...

HUZZAH!!!!!!!

Cap'n John said...

Ratters, you always did have a gift of the gab that made your writing unique, and you were sorely missed.

Welcome back!

Stop said...

And there was much rejoicing.

Huzzah!

Kristian said...

And there was much rejoicing! Welcome back you smelly orc!

lesleykajira said...

YAY! I'm so glad!!

Bill said...

This makes it ALL better Ratshag!!

Welcome back!

Donnie said...

About time, is what I says...

Hydra said...

This is why you don't clear out bloggers from your RSS feed. Good bloggers are hard to kill.

<3
~Hydra

Elise said...

Yay!
You, sir, have been sorely missed.
Glad you came back!

Sheila Mossman said...

/hug

Welcome back!

Halsey said...

Welcome Back, made my day

Dorgol said...

I've been reading your new posts via a feedreader, but BBB reminded me to come over a give a big ol' Welcome Back!.

So there it is.

zwinglisblog said...

Yay! I'm so glad I randomly typed in "blogger" and saw your webaddress in my history...and followed it back!

Z