|So, Kinnavieve were in Naxx last night, sharing tanking duties with Lady JessTank. They's done did the Heigan dance, and Jess be looking at the loot table fer upcomings Loatheb.|
"Why would anyone want those pants? They aren't even as good as the ones I got yesterday!"
To which Kinna sez, "I want them! They're a big upgrade over these crafted blues I've been wearing for seven months because I never see epics drop."
"Really? You sure?"
"Yeah, every stat is higher except DEF, even before you factor in the two sockets."
"But they have shield block stats. Why would you want that?"
"Oh, wait. I thought you were a death knight."
"A, a death knight?"
"Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know why I was thinking that..."
"It's my stupid stinky helmet, isn't it? I made it invisible, but everyone still knows it's a tainted, evil, saronite, death knight helmet."
Of course, after all that, the big walking plant went and dropped healy gear. Oh well.