Friday, December 19, 2008

Is Santa Shag

Mystic Nibbles were wanting ta know if an orc in the red Santa suit would look as shmexy as a tasty piece of spacegoat flesh like Tatia. So I borrowed Ellspeth's and kinda stretched it a bit. Well, I let Nib make the call. Come sit on me lap, little girl, and I brings ya a pony.

But fer the all-out sexifizings, nuthin beats the Little Black Dress, which Ellspeth were also kind enough fer ta lends me. I'll be under the mistletoe, ladies.

14 comments:

~One Among Many~ said...

ROFL...ahem...Ratters? I'll be in uh...not near the mistletoe!

Classy dame that you are...I'm uh...taken!

Wtiger said...

I must say you look very creepy ratters. Looks like all you need to go with the santa outfit is a van and some candy. As far as the dress goes......well your prolly the only orc male that can pull that off.

Grimmtooth said...

Aieee .... the goggles, they do nothing!

Perhaps a flagon of Blackrock's Finest will.

I'll let ya know.

doug said...

Oh snap! My monitor!!! *squeegee*

Willowbear

Softi said...

Ya know, I do like an orc in red and white... but that black dress... er, not very "you" Mr Ratters! :P

Josh said...

/shudder

Khol Drake said...

...i don't want my eyes anymore...

Lewis said...

AAAIIIEEEEEE!!

krizzlybear said...

*grumble*Stupid sexy Flanders*grumble*

Kelektra said...

top one kinda reminds me of the Grinch. LOL..

I mean, minus the badness... and all...

Nibuca said...

I think.. it's the "ripples of hard 6-pack orc flesh peek-a-booing through the titallating heart shape on the stomache" that's making my .. heart.. go all flip-floppy.

Nibbles

gamedame said...

I... I... I got nothin'.

Suptail said...

*squint*

Dear God.

*faints*

Jagerbombz said...

Wow, that is some dress. I think I swooned a little in my mouth.

Jager