's got legs that go all the way up and bodacious ta-tas the size of kodos. She wears a thong into battle and has enough hands to touch you in all the right places. And she makes that "Hyaaa!" sound when she gets all excited. It's enough to make an orc feel all tingly inside. "But Ratshag," you sez. "Ain't she trying to eviscerate the snot outta you with those swords and daggers while dropping flaming meteorites on your thick skull? Not to mention being 50 feet tall?"
Icing on the cake, my friend. Icing on the cake.
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