As they go past me, though, Jaina slapped me on the arse and said "I'll see you later."
Friday, May 8, 2009
The Culling of Stratholme
There we was, gettin' ready fer ta blocks them Infitish Dragonflight buggers from messin' up the timeline again. Them Bronze dragon buggers had done disguisified us, so's we'd look like pasty-skinned humans. Arthas and Uthur and Jaina is all "blah blah You can't do this blah blah I am your future king blah blah Scourge blah blah I won't help you blah blah blah." Enough alreadies! Let's get on with the hitting with me axe and the lewting of the phatz. Finally they's done talking and Uthur and Jaina walks away.
As they go past me, though, Jaina slapped me on the arse and said "I'll see you later."
As they go past me, though, Jaina slapped me on the arse and said "I'll see you later."
I lol'd.
ReplyDeleteOoooh - she IS a cheeky madam. I'm looking forward to hearing all about the "later". Must be good to know you weren't just a one night stand huh?
ReplyDeleteHmmm, wondering if the rest of Alliance females should follow her example & try some horde. We can only hope to emulate her in every way. =)
ReplyDeleteYou know what they say: "Once you have Horde, you'll never be bored."
ReplyDeleteOr something like that.
First of all, LMAO @Cap'n John.
ReplyDeleteI was waiting for the payoff, and after the last line I was not disappointed.
Once you've gone Orc
ReplyDeleteall is droll
Until loved by a Troll.
Even in the past she recognises Ratshag. I have to admit, I'm impressed. That date apparently left enough of an impression on her that her past self was looking forward to the encounter.
ReplyDeleteI bow before your virility, Don Ratters de Shag.
@Khol: More evidence that the Shag transcends time and space.
ReplyDeleteI'm writing a thesis about it.
Happened to scroll through your front page posts for some reason or another and I realized that your past, pasty form resembles me before I went gray.
ReplyDeleteCreepy.
To be honest, who wouldn't.
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