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Thursday, July 3, 2008

Galertruby's Guide To Dating

Garhhl. Gahhl galha Garrrahhalagh.
Agrhh glagglha gha ghrallhalha aglh, aglha gallh gahll gahrrallah agglh ahghlagl. Agh grrhal gallha gra gahhllha gallraghl ahl galagh, gahhll garhh ahhghr glahh gallagh.

Glahha grhal agalggha ghahagh:

Aghla gallagh lalgall ghahalla. Lghalahl gah gahghla agglha. Gahall glahl aggha laghl, glah agh gahl aghahall glagghah aghagl. Gllah gahr allahhgrl ghallagl gah. Agh glahhgl glahhgl garrh gahhlahr glahhr, ga gallhahl! Aglhha gahllragl gllah aghhrla gahhllrah gah glaghhlh glahh.

Gla alghalarhgl:
Aghahll garhhr glahhlglhaarhga ghallah allha, garrharlh agghal ga arhhh galahhargh. Glallh garrh, gahhlahglahhr agglh ahghlagl glagglha ga arhhh. Glahgrl gha ahhagha gahhlrag agghalah arhgl. Gahhaglra glha arghlha lagaha grah.

Gagglha aghal ghaha agh:
Gaha. Gaghaha aglah agghr laghalagh grahagl, gaghaha glhahg agrgha laghahrag.

Glah agglha!
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17 comments:

  1. SihaJuly 3, 2008 at 3:09 AM

    Galertruby sounds like he knows how to have fun. ;-)

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  2. MattJuly 3, 2008 at 3:21 AM

    The ladies must be knocking down Galertruby's door for dates, if I wasn't married I would be!

    ~Kiyo

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  3. ItsnoteasyJuly 3, 2008 at 3:46 AM

    Galertruby: proof that writing phonetically is not always a good idea.

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  4. AnonymousJuly 3, 2008 at 7:03 AM

    I'm scared.

    Taueth

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  5. AnonymousJuly 3, 2008 at 9:46 AM

    Oooo...goblin jumper cables. Don't forget the butter!

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  6. AnonymousJuly 3, 2008 at 10:26 AM

    Galertruby is truely a word smith. Every word from him is guilded in gold bathed in the tears of angels. I find myself openly weeping with joy everytime he speaks.

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  7. AnonymousJuly 3, 2008 at 10:34 AM

    Does anyone have a translator?

    =)

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  8. PikeJuly 3, 2008 at 11:28 AM

    Very good advice. *nods sagely*

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  9. Khol DrakeJuly 3, 2008 at 11:30 AM

    I couldn't have said it better myself. Galertruby is truly wise beyond his years.

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  10. RohanJuly 3, 2008 at 12:01 PM

    Greatest use of pop-up item links ever!

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  11. ASHJuly 3, 2008 at 4:06 PM

    That last list of items looks to be if Galertruby's stuck home alone.

    You had me laughing the moment I saw the title.

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  12. LanceJuly 3, 2008 at 6:51 PM

    ok umm galertruby should write a love book.

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  13. AnonymousJuly 4, 2008 at 3:41 AM

    *Bursts into tears*

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  14. Leala TurkeyJuly 4, 2008 at 7:30 AM

    Best post ever! haha =)

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  15. AnonymousJuly 5, 2008 at 12:16 PM

    Sounds like it should be a pretty wild party.

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  16. MelindravaJuly 7, 2008 at 10:30 AM

    Well... I would go out with him! ^_^

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  17. Michael TLHJuly 8, 2008 at 2:53 PM

    Ooooo... naughty. I like it.

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