Garhhl. Gahhl galha Garrrahhalagh.Garahh gallh ga arhhh galahhl. Aghahll garhhr gallha gaah gaarrhl, agh agghal ghallalhah ah gllarh. Gllah gahr allahhgrl GhallaglGah. Agh glahhgl glahhgl garrh gahhlahglahhr, ga gallhahl ahhr gaahhrlaghr.
Gllahr!
Aghlahhl glarrh ghalrlhh alhhrga: gallhr glah garrahhalglar; agrhh glagglha gha ghrallhalha aglh; aglha gallh gahll gahrrallah agglh ahghlagl. Agh grrhal gallha gra gahhllha gallraghl ahl galagh, gahhll garhh ahhghr glahh gallagh.
Glahhgrl glah arrlh aggrhala gahhl glha. Glahg grahhglh glhhlhalha gahhr garrha, aglh glhha gharhl. Glhagl gllha ahhr glahhlglhaarhga ghallah allhag. Gllha garrharlh aglhha gahllragl. Gllah aghhrla gahhllrah gah glaghhlh glahh, gahhl aghhr garahhghlahhrgh aghraahl glhahhl gahhlah. Glah aghr Ghrallhahl gha gahrrlagahr agh gahlagh. Agghlagh garrh arhhlagh gahl grah glahhghl.
Alhhagh gha,
Garrrahhalagh
I notice you're at the Zeppelin. Did you see the Lady in Red and your jaw hit the floor?
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/maybe sign language wingdings would be effective here
Sounds like murlocs
ReplyDeleteSuch insight! Your wisdom humbles me! Please allow me to be your pupil! /beg
ReplyDeleteIs it bad that I insisted on reading this aloud to my husband, Mr. Phae? LOL!
ReplyDelete*nods approvingly* That is very interesting, good sir. *takes notes*
ReplyDeleteWell said and insightful!
ReplyDeleteWait - let me log in my horde character.
ReplyDeleteBest Ever! I had to physically restrain and pinch myself from laughing at work so I didn't draw attention to myself and what I was surfing (which is prohibited at work).
ReplyDeleteSo how often do you play on the Cenarion Circle Realm? I'm always intrigued when I come across other people that play on there.
Sabiba and Sabertooth
Cenarion Circle
WTB subtitles
ReplyDeleteI'm intrigued. How do you make that 'L' sound with no tongue?
ReplyDelete*dies laughing*
ReplyDeleteHow dare you talk about Ratsy like that! He's nice enough to let your boney, jawless, !@#$%%, @%^%#! @#%%$%, retarded lookin' @#%$%^ here and let you speak you mind which contains no thoughts and yet you go bashing him like that! I'm going to hunt you down and make you pay for the foul comments you left about Ratsy!
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Hopefully not lost in translation,
Klaki
The jawless UD model is, by far, the most interesting of choices.
ReplyDeleteSorry but I never did understand people talking who don't have a jaw. I know its insensitive on my part but you just don't come across it working with people in the Alliance
ReplyDeleteI will have to ponder your analysis of the situation. That is a deep reasoning on this topic. I shall take this information and ponder its repercussions. I do look forward to your future evaluation of Azeroth.
ReplyDeleteOh… you don’t have to mind the drool. I am sure we can find a minion or two to clean that for us.
Full of win, good sir.
ReplyDelete/e turns to Rats
I expect more from this guy. Seems to know what he's doin'.
While I think you made many good points, this particular section where you said "Gllah gahr allahhgrl GhallaglGah. Agh glahhgl glahhgl garrh gahhlahglahhr, ga gallhahl ahhr gaahhrlaghr." I must disagree. It's obvious GhallaglGah must be allahhgrl only on certain occasions. Otherwise, there would be a mass influx of "Gllha garrharlh aglhha gahllragl." If I may quote you, that is.
ReplyDeleteSuch an interesting take on the subject. I must ponder. Thank you for those pearls of wisdom.
ReplyDelete:O
ReplyDeleteFar more eloquent than Ole Ratshag himself!
ReplyDeleteIs that Welsh?
ReplyDeleteMy wife can not understand why I like WoW so much. As much as I try to show her the mechanics of the game and simplify the goals...she just doesn't get it.
ReplyDeleteShe REALLY can not understand why I would go to blog sites looking for information about WoW. I told her I get good knowledge and openned your blog, not knowing this was the post.
She whispered, "Idiot" when she turned and walked away. I nearly piddled myself laughing.
o.O ... O.o
ReplyDelete@Dani - hahahahahaha, TY.
/bow
ReplyDeletealways quality rats, love your work!
Still awesome reading it a day later.
ReplyDeleteBest blog evar.
Holy Crap Dude! Thats too funny.
ReplyDelete@Ghostkid
Holy Crap Dude! Thats freakin Hilarious!
Yeah Ghostkid, mines the same way
ReplyDeleteGeez dude you sound like my ex-wife, let it go already...No wonder why I play alliance
ReplyDeleteDoesn't he look a bit and sound like George W Bush?
ReplyDeleteGo as sd D A P!
ReplyDeleteAnd to think this is my Father!
ReplyDeleteOkay. I know you're upset.
ReplyDeleteBut The Empire Strikes Back has been out for nearly two decades! "Luke, I am your father!" is not a spoiler, dude.
PS: Rosebud was a sled.
Pure genius!
ReplyDeleteOne question though.... where would an aspiring "alt" post a resume for review to join "Team Ratshag"?
Conclusive proof that murlocs and the undead have an unholy alliance.
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