Mystic Nibbles were wanting ta know if an orc in the
red Santa suit would look as shmexy as a tasty piece of spacegoat flesh like Tatia. So I borrowed Ellspeth's and kinda stretched it a bit. Well, I let Nib make the call. Come sit on me lap, little girl, and I brings ya a pony.

But fer the all-out sexifizings, nuthin beats the
Little Black Dress, which Ellspeth were also kind enough fer ta lends me. I'll be under the mistletoe, ladies.

ROFL...ahem...Ratters? I'll be in uh...not near the mistletoe!
ReplyDeleteClassy dame that you are...I'm uh...taken!
I must say you look very creepy ratters. Looks like all you need to go with the santa outfit is a van and some candy. As far as the dress goes......well your prolly the only orc male that can pull that off.
ReplyDeleteAieee .... the goggles, they do nothing!
ReplyDeletePerhaps a flagon of Blackrock's Finest will.
I'll let ya know.
Oh snap! My monitor!!! *squeegee*
ReplyDeleteWillowbear
Ya know, I do like an orc in red and white... but that black dress... er, not very "you" Mr Ratters! :P
ReplyDelete/shudder
ReplyDelete...i don't want my eyes anymore...
ReplyDeleteAAAIIIEEEEEE!!
ReplyDelete*grumble*Stupid sexy Flanders*grumble*
ReplyDeletetop one kinda reminds me of the Grinch. LOL..
ReplyDeleteI mean, minus the badness... and all...
I think.. it's the "ripples of hard 6-pack orc flesh peek-a-booing through the titallating heart shape on the stomache" that's making my .. heart.. go all flip-floppy.
ReplyDeleteNibbles
I... I... I got nothin'.
ReplyDelete*squint*
ReplyDeleteDear God.
*faints*
Wow, that is some dress. I think I swooned a little in my mouth.
ReplyDeleteJager