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Sunday, September 14, 2008

On A Pale Horse

Helloooo.... Thiss is DangerMouse. I am Forsaken.

I spent some time yessterday bringing death and the peace and stability that comess with it to the Sstonetalon Mountains. In particular, I cleaned out a nest of druids and their alliess called the Talon Den.

Dryad. Tastes like raw venison.

Druid. I refuse to make some sexual innuendo, jusst to titillate Ratss and his inane readers.
She just tasted like victory.

Afterwards I went over to Ashenvale, where there were ssome demons who were molessting the lumber jacks. I hate fighting demons - they can't be sapped, they have icky things in their pockets, and you can't eat them after they're dead. Well, you can, but they taste awful.

However, I did get enough experience form it to reach my 30th sseason. So now Ratterss can get off my back and sstop worrying about my sore feet and everything. See Ratters? I got the damn horse already!

And no, I will not be naming him "Binky".
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8 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 14, 2008 at 7:13 PM

    I watched something called the Hogfather the other night and Death's horse was named Binky ;p

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  2. Jack BrownSeptember 14, 2008 at 7:50 PM

    Binky is a fine name! Just ask the polar bear at the Anchorage zoo who has that name. He even shares an appreciation for the flavor of humans.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binky_(polar_bear)

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  3. Khol DrakeSeptember 14, 2008 at 9:48 PM

    If you named him Binky you'd have to start talking in all capital letters and dressing in that snappy robe.

    That or change your name to Susan.

    >.>

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 16, 2008 at 12:30 AM

    I enjoy reading about your entire team...altho I must admit I have a soft spot for DangerMouse...she has so much spunk! Looking forward to reading more about her adventures~

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  5. RatshagSeptember 16, 2008 at 5:49 AM

    @Circie - Yess, Ratters is a fan of that Terry Pratchet nonssense.

    @Jack - You will note that I am not on a polar bear.

    @Khol - MY NAME IS NOT SUSAN. NOR IS IT MORT.

    And no, I still don't want to go back to your place and practice "backsstabbing"

    @ Miz - Why should I care? You're going to be dead soon enough, and then your preferences will not matter.

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  6. Khol DrakeSeptember 17, 2008 at 11:53 AM

    So you named your horse Binky after all...

    And, sorry, dearie, as much as I like your attitude, I prefer my women with a pulse...you'll just have to hope I contract the undeath plague some day...

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  7. SaraSeptember 19, 2008 at 8:30 AM

    But will you be naming him Mortis, or is this not a clever allusion to a book of the same name?

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  8. AnonymousSeptember 22, 2008 at 8:16 AM

    Undead have taste buds?

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